( blah blah, memories and such )

[The camera, static-laden for a few moments, eventually comes into focus inside the Joker's ramshackle room. All you can see is the out-of-focus green and purple of the Joker's vest and jacket; however, the object the camera is focusing on are way more interesting.

The Joker, in all honesty, is playing with dolls.

They're plush UFO-catcher dolls ( Read more... )

[there's a click of recording going on, and men's voices. They're mostly muffled, except the last bit which is distinctly Harvey Dent for those who know him.

Annoyed Harvey Dent.] Then give him a reason to come out.

[Whoever else is in the room shuffles out and there's the clink of a coin against the table.] He's been quiet for too long.

[And a ( Read more... )

[Have an irate sounding Harvey Dent.] Which of you people knows how to deal with dogs?

[Right on cue there's a barking sound. Like a dog that wants to go play frisbee. Harvey's tone sounds slightly more annoyed. One of his henchmen speaks up quietly from the background] 'I think he wants to pl-'

[And Harvey snaps.] Was I asking you? [Have some ( Read more... )

Harvey Dent, text me your address. I'm coming to see you right now.

( cut for length: chuck buys out the buymore )

Harvey, sweetheart, if you really want your old self back you just need gasoline and a match, Joker can provide you both. But remeber that I like you no matter what, and I'm sure that Maggie thinks the same. Why don't you ask her out?

Now, changing the subject...In all my years of existence I had time to do a lot of things you don't whant to know ( Read more... )

It is Harvey Dent's birthday today. For $4.99 you can have him to go with a side of eggs, pancakes and hash browns. In an effort to make sure that he still maintains human functions, and while I figure out where he lives so I can send him strippers:

( stfu, he knows that everyone has the hots for Cuddy )

I want to reassure everyone that I am not usually a drunkard and I do not drink around my children. That said, I need to extend some apologizes, especially to the Batman. I am very well aware that you need to protect Gotham more so than take care of my baby. Thank you, Harvey and Bruce - (was there one more person) - for coming over and taking care ( Read more... )

Ever wonder how things would be if you hadn't found this place? [a pause, then in the same deadpan] Maybe wish you hadn't.

All this about time and the damned fabric of reality. I can't help but think we already destroyed it. Couldn't say I can tell if that's good or bad.

Couldn't say it would matter anymore either. [a derisive snort] Here we are